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-- but Edgar Snitz voted for the special interests instead of the people's
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You know, when you've been together as long as we have, you learn a
few things about commitment. How to make a promise and stick to it.
If I stand for anything, it's -- "
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our highways, and industrial pollution that threatens our rivers and
streams. Fran McCann has a better way to give us progress we can live
with: a twelve-point -- "
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Friday. That's how I learned never to waste my money, and I promise
I'll never waste yours. Together, we can bring back a time when neighbor
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Posted 11/1/02. Cut
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 Rick Horowitz is a syndicated columnist, TV
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