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It
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shaking hands on the White House lawn. It's even harder
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Rick!
NEW seasonal fave
Why
do they call it "traveling" if you're standing still?
And can't anyone do something about it? Get moving with
this Seasonal Fave!
Drill here, drill there
Off-Shore Oil? Stick a Bit in It!
By Rick Horowitz
If you hate how things are going,
Drill
a hole in the ground,
If you
want to get things flowing,
Drill a
hole in the ground,
It's the
way to solve our crisis --
Short supplies
and rising prices --
Like a
pair of loaded dice is:
Drill a
hole.
If
you love your Saabs and Audis,
Drill a
hole in the ground,
If you're tired of paying Saudis,
Drill a hole in the ground,
It's the only real solution,
All it takes is execution,
So don't worry 'bout pollution:
Drill a hole.
If you're hardly
feeling thankful,
Drill a
hole in the ground,
Ev'ry time
you need a tankful,
Drill a
hole in the ground,
It's the
answer to our wishes,
Saving
money's so delicious,
And who
cares about the fishes?
Drill a
hole.
If your wallet's
looking skimpy,
Drill a
hole in the ground,
And enviro
laws are wimpy,
Drill a
hole in the ground,
Why keep
going through the motions
When there's
oil beneath the oceans?
Lose those
strange old-fashioned notions:
Drill a
hole.
If you feel like
you deserve it,
Drill a
hole in the ground,
There's
no reason to conserve it,
Drill a
hole in the ground,
When you
love to cruise all summer,
And a hybrid's
such a bummer,
Why should
you give up your Hummer?
Drill a
hole.
So you're through
with acting zany,
Drill a
hole in the ground,
You're
with Bush and you're with Cheney,
Drill a
hole in the ground,
There's
no need to keep the hex on,
No excuse
to keep those checks on,
We'll just
give it all to Exxon!
Drill a
hole.
Posted 6/22/08. You'll
strike oil every time you dig into "Rick's"!
Rick Horowitz
