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It
was nearly unimaginable back then: Israelis and Palestinians
shaking hands on the White House lawn. It's even harder
to imagine now. Remember September of '93 in this Vintage
Rick!
NEW seasonal fave
Why
do they call it "traveling" if you're standing still?
And can't anyone do something about it? Get moving with
this Seasonal Fave!
She Does It Her Way
In the Wee Small Hours of Illusion
By Rick Horowitz
And now, the end is near,
And
so I say, "It's just beginning."
The pundits
had their fun,
But we're
not done until I'm winning,
The race
goes to the strong,
To those
who live the "Do or die" way,
So no,
don't pack it in,
I count
'em My Way.
The del...egates
are his,
But there's
a diff'rent way to score them,
To put
me in the lead,
I've just
decreed that we'll ignore them,
We'll say
it ev'ry day --
It's just
a tiny little lie way
To put
me back on top,
I count
'em My Way.
Yes, there were
times
When some
would shout
That I
should quit, I should drop out,
I never
flinched, I never caved,
I only
slightly misbehaved,
I rocked
their boats,
I've got
the votes:
I count
'em My Way.
Each day,
I soldier on,
I seize
upon some new statistic,
The experts
all say "No,"
But they're
just so
Misogynistic!
The rules
are made for chumps,
For those
who play that same old guy way,
The numbers
make it clear,
I count
'em My Way.
I'm here,
I'll stand and fight
Until they
come to a decision,
My math
is all my own,
I'm really
good at long division,
I'm firm,
I'm standing tall,
In a "Reject
me and I'll cry" way,
I'm master
of my fate,
I count
'em My Way.
For what
is a plan?
What is
it worth?
To grab
the greatest job on earth,
I'll say
the things that keep me in,
I'll say
whatever helps me win,
The record
shows
That's
how it goes:
I count
'em My Way!
Posted 5/22/08. Wax
lyrical at "Rick's" -- isn't it time you were singing?
Rick Horowitz
